No-Scalpel Vasectomy: Men's Health in Vancouver-Barry Rich MD

Take the Men's Health Quiz
TRUE or FALSE:

1. Once your prostate enlarges, they ream it out and you never pee or ejaculate the same thereafter.

TRUE FALSE:

2. My erections probably don't work anymore because my partner has lost interest in sex.

TRUE FALSE:

3. I'm circumcised. If I don't get my newborn son done too, then he's going to think he's different as he gets older. The kids in the locker room will tease him.

TRUE FALSE:

4. My partner has been off the pill for six months and still isn't pregnant. The tests showed my sperm count is slightly low with poor motility and more than the usual abnormal sperm. I guess we're looking at $20,000.00 to have a hi-tech baby.

TRUE FALSE:

5. Both our AIDS test and Chlamydia tests are negative. Neither of us have ever had Warts or Herpes, so I guess we're "safe".

TRUE FALSE:

6. I never went back for the semen analysis after my vasectomy, but it's been over a year and we aren't pregnant yet, so it must have worked.

TRUE FALSE:

7. When a vasectomy fails it's because some men have a third tube that got missed.

TRUE FALSE:

8. The guys in the locker room think my penis is on the small side. So does my
girlfriend. Of course nobody is going to say so, but I know. Maybe I should go get that lengthening operation done.

TRUE FALSE:

9. Men may have gone to the Moon, but it was Guys that invented mooning.

TRUE FALSE:

The End.

( If you answered more than Question 9 correct, you are smarter than the guy who wrote the questions.)